the fart is freaky.

2004-11-06T11:39:00.000+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LYNETTE!

hello hello all! ahaha its lynette's birthday today so pls dont forget to wish her ya? lol i am finally updating for her. i will update in future when she does not update. so you better ypdate lynette! ahaha lol ok la im going now. bye!

i love you lynette! ahah happy birthday!

dRea-.

2004-07-28T18:41:00.000+08:00

omg... i feel so sian nowadays... even sailing seems to be going to the dogs... and when i sae going to the DOGS i really mean going to the dogs... female dogs to be exact.. bloody bitches man all of em... yesterday we went all the way there only to find out that the wind was not good enough to sail... and what were we going to do??? theory!!! after a whole blooddy day of it... and even worse, the descendant of the brown shit with white hair, tracy tan would be eaching us... she steps into the classroom and starts her bossy shit immediately... my god... she really sux man... "do all of u have a sailing log?" *puzzled looks* "u mean u all don even have a sailing log? How will u remember what im going to sae today?? can u guarantee that in 2 months time u will still be able to remember what i said?? Go get a piece of test pad paper now!!" HELP!!!! the whole lesson was basically her contradicting herself and reading stuff off the rule book, teaching us to be rigid mindless people.... "so do u noe the reason behind rule 13... because the rule book says so..." My god!!! and the at 5.30, we finally get to go out and bloody hell... she comes along too... damn it! the whole time she justs shouts and shouts and orders people around... she's so detestable that we actuall made a song about her...

B-I-T-C-H(to the tune of the' i am a possibility song')
I am a bitch
i am a b-i-t-c-h
i am a bitch
with a capital B
i am a great big pile of s-h-i-t

and on top of that, everyone is so negative about everything.. how r we going to win next year if they keep thinking that we cant make it and are so damn petrified... haiz, i cant say anything lahh..i guess i was like that last time too.

2004-07-17T14:11:00.000+08:00

Help!!! I swear i'm rotting my life away!

Help!! i think i'm really rotting my life away...like our chem ca's on monday and i have all the time in the world right now but im not studying.... i really dunno wat happened to all the motivation i had last year and the year b4 that man.. i used to be like damn hardworking, study all the time and all that.... instead of maturing and knowing wats good for myself, i feel like i'm growing even more playful instead. like im foreva so lazy.. nevr doing my hw... i don listen in class and slack all the time... i was never like that b4... i used to be really interested in my work and would listen intently in every lesson... but now, i cant even seem to motivate and push myself to even study do my work or listen... i seriously think im rotting my life away.. u noe my sailing frenz and i always sae this guy in sailing daryl quah is rotting his life away by playing all the time... i hope i don become like that.

2004-07-15T21:08:00.000+08:00

yo yo yo!!! im finally updating man!!! the almighty has returned... so far i've already gone through like 5 blog templates and i figure that this ones the best except that the tagboards a tad bit screwed up... still, its there and im actually updating.... to tell u the truth i had already known my blog would have come to this end... hahaha... so many months of i was absent from the blogging world... those poor hearts who were longing in agony for my return!!! well i have returned young ones and i apologise profusely for my absence!!!!!!!!!!!!

2004-04-22T21:36:00.000+08:00

yo!!!! Special message: Make all your farts freaky!! Sorry guys... no special topic today...booohhhooohhhhoo! Aiyah.. got to study for exams wat???wat to do? i tell you ah... exams really,really suck.. anyway.. just wanna tell everyone that i won b updating my blog anymore cos i gotta study... so, don come and ask me "oi lyn... go update ur blog la... its like dunno how old already!!!" ok... enough of crap... if anyone has not read the other entries.. i recommend the one on exams, the second half of the lame one and the one on bimboism. don need to read the NKF one... that's just me complaining again... as usual. OK???? OK... very good children! ok lah... tah tah...cheerio.... shit lah...must b DS's influence.

2004-04-21T18:39:00.000+08:00

THE LAME TOPIC OF THE DAY: U guys must b wondering y its the lame topic of the day today... like normally its like the hot topic or something.well, its the lame topic(s) cos i'll b talking about picking on amanda(isn't that just so lame?) and some other lame things going on around us.... For starters, just wanna talk about picking on Manda... she always saes i pick on her... but thats not true rite??? i'm too nice... anyways... y do i always pick on her??/ cos like she is a player in the boyfriend market... its like she treats it like the stock market man.... one day she'll b with this guy and the next day she will b with another...probably another one of my old neighbours... its like buy and sell, buy and sell... and not only that, she has to choose from everywhere.. she doesn't like choose one market or something like that.... but mostly she likes the Lynette's old neighbours market.... hahahaha... anywayz... like in Paean's case she dumped him cos he was too neh neh apparently and she like din even like brea the news slowly... she just like suddenly did it and she said that she thot he cried but she din care at all.... wahlao... damn player la... shes like literally playing the market man. oi manda... its ur own business, but u better b careful man... don walk in dark areas.. scream if u r attacked and carry a personal alarm... all this sound familiar????just look in the bloody guides handbook... but seriously la... one day one of the suicidal ex-es... may come back for revenge... better be careful on friday the 13th...
Anyway.. don wanna bore u all with Amanda's crap... just wanna show u some damn wacky subtitles from all these weird classic Hongkong movies(i took them from eight days btw...):

Passionate killing in the dream: "Catherine is a nasbian!"
Midnight caller: "you slept with other women, being naked!"
Days of tomorrow: "they had so many argues"
Forbidden city cop: "be careful of your nostral hair"
1941 Hongkong on fire: "Are you painful?"
Brother of darkness: "Let me touch your nibbles"
"I am sexual deformation."
Journey to the west-Pandora's box part 2: "Bitch, don't step on my intestine."
Eastern Condors: "No! i saw a vomiting crab."
To live and die in Tsimshatsu: "Today is my sperm's birthday."
60 million dollar man: "I scare nothing! Even you become napkins!"
Daughter of darkness: "I please your uterus, you kiss my toes. It's fair."
Bogus cops: "She was afraid of pregnant." "You are still small tomato."
The eagle-shooting heroes: "It took my seven digestive pills to dissolve your hairy crab."
On the run: "quiet or i'll blow your throat up!"
Hidden desire: "You have super-power mouth." "Good, you are admirable as you're inconvincible."
The big deal: "Get the first aid kid." "What are you looking?" "Let's recite the jargon for the fight!" "So big reaction?" "Very stink!" "Chop you to dead!"
Day without policeman: "Look and make my eyes pain."
"Dress the bra and walk street!"
Holy weapon: "Don't do anything perverted, we are in a hurry."
Tiger on beat: "My brother is not easy to deal with, he is tear and i have mucus."
Don't stop my crazy love for you: "You shot my dicky. You are that cruel." "I think i have bothered your much time." "You are celebraty."
New legend of shaolin: "My daughter is so nice, she knows i love eating chicken ass."

More crazy subtitles can be found in Eight days... i only added in the REALLY zany ones. And with that, i end this LAME blogpost.

2004-04-20T21:31:00.000+08:00

HOT PANCAKES TOPIC: EXAMS!!!!!!!!! oh ya... b4 i begin, just wanna sae hi to Mr Ng... all this time i thought that he was still in the dark about my blog.. how rude of me never to sae hi(u c la Mr Ng...hu ask u not ot tag my board???? i din even knew thta u knew that i had a blog). Anyway, the conclusion is that linking may or may not work against u. ok... we r getting off tangent here(hee hee-roseann, u noe wat i'm talking about rite??) anyway to prevent further digressing, i think we should get back on track.. About exams, do u ever get the feeling that they are like inverse variation? the CLOSER they get the HIGHER the anxiety, the MORE PMS... well, u cant exactly blame people hu PMS rite.... in this day and age with the stupid bloody emphasis on getting ur a1s to move up the social ladder and the pressurizing parents(alliterartion-c...exam mode), its NO WONDER people r getting exam stress. Don u think that exams r rather interesting??? u study the whole year for it with thoughts of killing ur parents running through ur mind and its over just like *that*... its like ur period u noe.. MAKES u PMS... gives u mood swings.. u can't do anything and so on and so forth... Man!!! this is getting weirder and weirder man... its like part of of life... and u noe wat???-and this is the creepy thing.... no matter where u r talking about it, in wat context u r talking about it... it always gives u that WEIRD feeling... that feeling u get when u r stuck in town with ur parents and ur pesky little brother... and u noe wat else... for the first time since i started writing this blog, i'm actually having difficulty in thinking of wat to write,or type(u c)... and like i keep looking over my back the whole time i'm doing this... its like i expect jo teo to just pop ut of nowhere and sae"Ms zheng, u have not been doing ur work! i will have to contact ur parents soon!" Everything about the E word is just WEIRD man... WEIRD....

2004-04-19T18:30:00.000+08:00

Hot Topic: The NKF Charity Show..... Y we r disscussing this today???? Simply cos i think that the whole damn show is just a big fat fluke... they're frauds! Tricksters! Conmen! Anything associated with shit!! Believe me... i'm normally not so cynical bout this kinda thing.... but i mean they're giving out prizes and having lucky draws for pete's sake!!! does'nt this totally defeat the spirit of charity, generosity, giving, selflessness and so on????? its just fucked up man... and about the actors.... do u really think that the stunts r that drama??? they r just dramatising it man!! thats y they're actors!!!!!! Do u really think that mediacorp is going to put their actor's lives in danger??? nnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooo... the stunts are all controlled and they r safe....and about the latest 189 million dollar reserve and the gold plated taps in their office and all.... sometimes i really wonder wat their hidden agenda is... if i'm running a charity... i would'nt even dare spend on Paseo toilet paper for the toilet... i would probably buy like the NTUC brand or something..... but i haf to admit that ost of the actors r genuinely sincere.... u noe wat....they should ararrange star search in conjunction with the NKF show.... cos this is the time when u get to see if a person can really act well(dramatic music)- when they are faced with their innermost fears and extreme adversity. i would especially like to commend Terence Chau... i believe he showed us the quality of a truly skilled actor- create lots of drama out of nothing and act like as if u just saved the world.... well, thats all i have to sae for this issue of the almighty's blog entries! Man... wat is the world coming to????

2004-04-08T20:59:00.000+08:00

TODAYS TOPIC: Bimboism in our class... ever had a bimbo as ur class chairperson???? Now let me tell u... it SUCKS! Btw, i'm not discriminating against anybody.... just don wan pple to get offended... or some pple's overprotective boyfriends. Okay... i admit i'm talking about DS... but the whole damn class noes its a joke, so don need to get so serious over it ok SEAN???? Anywayz back tp the topic.... When we're playing rugby during PE(how cool is that??)sudden screeches just envelope the entire basketball court. And where r they coming from?? none other than the mouth of the almighty Nicole De Silva herself. u c... the self-professed bimbo just......(drumroll please).......chipped a nail. Nah, i'm just kiddin.... DS ain;t that bad. Anyway, i don mean this shit as derogratory remarks(right mr ng)???? Me and DS r the bestest buddies...(right Nicole????) hahahaha........ actually Ds isn't that bimbo... except for her SCREAMING, her MANNERISMS, her BEHAVIOUR, the kind of stuff she owns.... Oh My God!!!!! She is a bimbo..... man!!! and all the time i was trying to dissuade myself from the hard, cold but true fact..... Sorry nicole...DS!!! Anywayz, that's all for this edition of Lynette's(the almighty)blogposts!!!!!! See ya next time!!!!

2004-04-07T20:56:00.000+08:00

Yo.... hi to all the people hu were damn surprised Lynette's blog even existed(Gillian created it, by the way). This is the first and very likely the last time i will actually b using my blog... u c, i type SUPER, DAMN, SSSLLLOOOWWW. Therefore, i cannot bitch and gossip as it will take me too long. I am damn shitty when it comes to all this computer shit. To b VERY truthful, I am practically BODOH when it comes to this sort of thing. That's why i had to actually ASK(YUCK) Gillian to create a blog for me. And that is also y i ended up with JAY SHIT CHOU on my damn blog!!!! Anywayz, Gillian can count on DEFINITE harassment unless she changes it ASAP. to b truthful... i atually don haf a bloomin' clue wat ur suppoesed to do with blogs and wat u r supposed to sae on them... Especially with people like Mr Ng(Hi Mr Ng!!!)secretly visiting our blogs.... so, u guys can like tell me wat i am supposed to do so the next time i can write bigger shit. OK??? OK..... Bye for now... the ALMIGHTY is signing off.......

2004-04-06T18:31:00.000+08:00

2004-04-05T20:14:00.000+08:00

hahahahhahahahahahaha
like this better lyn???
im not gonna change it anymore
live with this.

gillian.

2004-04-02T22:50:00.000+08:00

hey lyn!
as instructed, i made this for you man!
hahah be grateful.
the layout is not exactly YOU lah,
but i like it so too bad.

hahahah!

well, everyone listen up!
this is lynette's neww blog
freakyfart.blogspot.com!
link her!

seeya!

-gillian.